Most clubs use psychological profiling to sift out the players with the character traits to succeed. Most clubs use personal trainers and sports scientists. Elite clubs have performance analysts and statisticians. They scrutinise the what and how of personal and collective outcomes – results – but not necessarily the where and why? This book challenges many mainstream assumptions about football, and through logical (alternative) analysis of numerous examples, identifies the astro-logical signatures of over and under-performance. This is perhaps the only published book at present that explains why giant-killings and Cup upsets really happen.